See, I've got a boner! Suck it or fuck me. You're just looking at me

Yes, your friend is wearing two girls, but my boobs are big

"I won't let you!" — She agreed to anal, and now she won't let me in the ass

We almost became lesbians, but we remembered that there are guys at sex parties

A friend only fucks his girlfriend, and I'm a free man — I choose

Don't tell me how to jerk off, or do you think you're my first?